Road 2 Nowhere Manor 5-a-side

Welcome to the Road To Nowhere MFC website

Road To Nowhere is a 5-a-side football team that play their games on friday evenings at The Manor Sports Club in Kearsley. This site will keep you updated on all the latest goings on in the world of Road To Nowhere and a match report will be released each week shortly after a game has been played.

BREAKING NEWS

Road To Nowhere 7-7 B.W.F.C. - FRI 6TH JAN '06

We were very disappointed to have been held to a draw to a newly promoted team. They failed to stamp any authority onto their opponents and the team overall was very poor compared to it's normal standards.

Striker Kyle Tyldsley scored most of our goals. This was down to greedyness and a shit keeper. Other striker, Mark Parden scored a couple; One was on the counter attack. Mark did well to sprint away from the B.W.F.C defence but then the 1 on 1 finish was stuffy and flukey. Instead of hitting a low towards one of the corners, he poked it almost straight at the keeper but because the keeper was shite, he let it bounce off his arm pit and slowly roll over the line! Later however, he scored a rasper. Not only was it a great strike but important aswell as it was an equaliser at the end of the game. He took one touch smashed it into the bottom corner. Apart from that though, he was a lazy shit. Mid-field maestro Billy Arnold hasn't been on the score sheet for the last three games; "I've not found the net for the last three games but I'm not worried. As long as the team does well, I'm not too bothered about scoring. My goals are like buses!"

Last week's win against Easy F.C. wasn't a very convincing performance either so let's just hope this is because the team are finding their feet at the start of this new season. The fixtures for the season have suprisingly not been released by the Manor Association as of yet and the teams in the league are just having to play each match as it comes, not knowing who their opponents are until they arrive at the manor!

Let's not forget that Road To Nowhere have some big names to return to the side. Big defender Adam Carr should make his return next week and Jordan's future on the team is uncertain at the moment. There has also been rumors that Anthony Arcus is to join. For Road To Nowhere, things can only get better!